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February 26, 2009

These modern “Times”

It’s been said to me in the past that I’ve had a gift for the written word, and certainly I enjoy writing.  I’ll freely admit that part of that is a narcissistic desire to simply hear myself “talk,” but nor do I take dramatic efforts to lure in an audience.  If you want to hear what I have to say, you know what corner I’ll be standing on; come on down.

In college I decided that becoming a writer would be a decent “backup career.”  After all, you don’t necessarily need a degree in the form, simply a way with words and some knowhow.  Back in the day, I used to look at my video game magazines or mega-sites like IGN or GameSpot and say, “I could do that.”  To that end, I took a magazine writing course to dip my toes in the water and get at least some form of training.  In fact, during a very short period in high school, I used to write for teen site Kiwibox.com.

The journalistic environment has changed dramatically in just these past few years.  Though not strictly “news” sites, blogs and their writers have gained massive presence and have earned the respect of the industry.  No longer are they fan pages regurgitating news from other sources; they can now stand toe to toe interviewing their subjects and reveal scoops of their own.  (more…)

Carl @ 8:58 pm
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February 23, 2009

Do as I say, not as I do

When I first got hired on at my last job, I took the opportunity to splurge on additional hard drives.  Because of the recent news of one blog company not having proper redundant backups, I felt that I should step up my CYA (“cover your ass”) game.  I’ve installed a 1TB drive but have not yet selected and configured a software solution to automate my backups…

Today Yurani called me to ask for some advice on external hard drives.  Apparently her Mac is now down to 24MB (!) thanks to music and all the high-res photos she’s been snapping of her clients with her new dSLR camera.  Though I directed her away from the mini, portable drives to a much more cost-effective 3.5″-based drive, I still recommended that she investigate uploading her photos onto a website.  I believe that an off-site backup is a great emergency measure.  Sure, I’ve got plenty of my photos burned onto high-quality, long-life Verbatim DataLifePlus CD-Rs, but they’re in the same apartment as my computer.  What if there was a fire?  They’d both wind up in flames.

My favorite benefit of “cloud computing” is access anywhere; it’s great not to have to sit down at a specific computer, at a specific location to have access to my files or applications.  Also, depending on your host, they certainly are likely to have their own backup methods, in case something happened with the particular server your information was hosted.  Certainly there are issues with the concept.  What happens to your files when the company goes under?  What about hacking?  A large corporation is a bigger, easier-to-find target than if you remotely log into your home desktop server.  Also, privacy and ownership.  Are you giving up certain rights to your work and information by agreeing to let your host sponsor the costs of your usage (particularly something to think about with free services)? (more…)

Carl @ 7:25 pm
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February 22, 2009

Scope, scale, and perspective

My web host finally got back up and running two days after my launching into my 15 minutes of niche internet “fame.” I tore down my aborted VidZone redesign cum school project and put up a barebones resume to try to capitalize on any potential employers who may have been searching for more information. Slowly and surely I’m getting up a new site, all hand-crafted by yours truly. I’m going to reposition the site as sort of a professional blog and portfolio to develop my “brand.” After all, designers can’t show code or art, so we need to find a way to make tangible our crazy ideas and unique perspectives and opinions.

I spent today looking for and configuring a blog solution for my website’s re-re-re-…re-launch and settled on WordPress solely based on the one tutorial someone wrote on how to hack it to fit within a pre-existing website design. If I’d looked at blogging solutions sooner, I probably would have realized it would be pointless to worry about designing a website when the blogging software can do everything a normal website does with zero coding hassle. But I’m stubborn, so I’m going to hassle myself with coding anyway; it’s always a good, hair-tearing exercise. CSS layout is a pain in the butt, powerful and flexible as it may be. I’ve had to fight off the temptation to just use good ol’ reliable tables, and I thankfully made a breakthrough. Still, there is some WTF-ery.

I plan to import a select few relevant LiveJournal posts, but unfortunately without yet more mind-numbing manual sorting, it’s either one month at a time or the whole shebang, rather than individual posts. Initially I didn’t want to use a PHP/MySQL-based blog solution because I thought I would eat up my 100MB database in no time. But do you know what? After downloading the entirety of my eight-year blogging history (over 12,000 combined posts and comments), it all amounts to a humbling less-than-7MB file. Wow. Dust in the wind.

I’ve been reading some of the old entries, and they are sooooooo high school. Interestingly enough, my very first entry is about me choosing LiveJournal over Blogger due to the availability of a desktop client for easy post composition. It’s funny, too, that these days I refuse to use Twitter or the equivalent Facebook “status updates” when a large amount of my entries used to be short, of-the-moment thoughts.

Carl @ 3:44 am
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February 20, 2009

Carl’s Movie Mini-Review: Coraline (3D)

This was an unfortunately uneven, rough film.

Firstly, the 3D is fantastic. Though there are some instances of cheap “shove-it-in-your-face” moments, the majority of it really expands the depth of the canvas, showcasing many wide open vistas or enormous rooms. The whole visual design is stunning and camera angles incredibly dynamic. It’s not as if it were a stage production with only a rear wall or perhaps two other flanking walls. You are given a full 360-degree view as Coraline explores.

Story was a oddly paced. The first 2/3 of the film consist of a series of character vignettes, exploring Coraline’s apartment and neighbors, contrasting between the normal and “other” world. Then at the end, it randomly turns into a The Legend of Zelda. Seriously, it’s like a video game, where she goes into various uniquely-themed “dungeons” figures out an environmental puzzle with the help of a newly acquired piece of equipment, defeats the boss, and then she earns one of three magical baubles that allows her to challenge the final villain…who is a multi-form boss, so the fight’s not quite over just when you think it is. Seriously.

No, Seriously.

Tone is creepy throughout. Everything feels “just-not-right.” I certainly feel it would be unsettling for younger tykes. I remember being so creeped out at Never-ending Story II as a kid that I spent quite a long portion of the movie hiding under the seat. Something I think parents would object to is the overt sexuality flaunted by the two actresses who live in the apartment downstairs. Littering the walls of their home are old posters for what seem to be punnily named burlesque shows. One of them has enormous breasts that fill the screen, and I think there was an old-lady puppet nipple poking through a sweater on the other. In a scene later when they put on a production, one plays a mermaid, and the big-bossomed one the Venus on the Half Shell, wearing less than a scantily clad woman on a beach. The background art also has your usual classical naked woman paintings, completely with exposed nipples. Sure, the movie is rated PG, but I wouldn’t rate this movie as a “mature story.” It still feels like it was aiming right children, and there didn’t seem to be much played to older minds.

Uh, Coraline is an annoying brat. I’m sure that’s an accurate portrayal of a young girl, but it does no favors in helping the audience like the heroine.  However, the “what I care about right now is the most important thing in the world, ever” mentality of children is respectably represented.

Characters over- and broadly emote. And they narrate. Not only is the “show, don’t tell” rule broken, they over-do it.

The voice acting was passable, but I didn’t get lost in it. Best overall and likable character was the father, in both forms.

The dancing mice section was adorable.

Recommendation? If you can still catch it in 3D, do so. If not, I’d say wait for video.

Carl @ 5:34 pm
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February 18, 2009

I’ve got too much money tied up in this single game

It’s probably because I just outright suck but even “easy” mode on Street Fighter IV is no cakewalk. About half the time, you actually have to pay attention and use proper timing to win a fight, and even when you figure out how to deal with the final boss, he’s still super-cheap. Crimson Viper is not the only design that seems to have been influenced by SNK’s games…

(Note that there are also “very easy” and “easiest” below “easy” mode.)

The $40 Mad Catz FightPad is pretty nice. The d-pad is essentially an enlarged version of the “floating circle” the standard 360 pad has, but it feels so much smoother and is less…bad. It’s smooth, and I’ve not developed a callus from the three hours I was stubbornly trying to complete a single play-through. I don’t know how people pull off SF-style circle motions (as opposed to MK-style directional taps) on the Playstation’s disjointed d-pad; seems like it’s just asking for trouble. Because it’s a circle rather than a cross, it’s crazy easy to do “shoryuken” (uppercut) motions. For example, on a cross pad (like all of Nintendo’s, Sony’s), you press forward, shift diagonally to down, and…forwardanddown, trying to find a way to bridge the gap between two different “branches” of the cross. If it’s the Playstation, that last motion is essentially two seperate buttons. With a circle, it’s forward, shift diagonally down, then rock forward again. There’s some plastic where the “down+forward” “virtual” direction is located. I feel that’s why Japanese joysticks have a square bracket. To have a circle/octagonal bracket restricts the full range of a diagonal movement.

Earlier this week, I played some Xbox Live Arcade games, and it’s a dramatic, reassuring improvement over the standard 360 d-pad. I never felt my movements in Lumines or Bomberman did anything I didn’t actually intend to. I got so caught up, I didn’t even try out Pac-Man CE yet. Then I gave the pad a go on on some old arcade games on my PC, but I had to do some awkward button remapping several times. Though the controller gives you the option to make the d-pad emulate the standard analog stick, for some reason the software wouldn’t recognize when I pressed Up. So…I had to remap everything to the “hat switch.” Many, many seperate times.

I didn’t try my old Hori Fighting Stick EX2 yet. I figure I’ll just wait until my (backordered!) MadCatz SF4 FightStick Tournament Edition arrives.

For those keeping track, that’s an $80 Collector’s Edition game, a $40 control pad, and a $150 joystick. Plus tax. Plus…additional expenses…::cough:: The controllers, due to their nature, can’t even be used on too many other games!

Carl @ 1:33 am
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February 7, 2009

Pretty fair assessment of why the internet is such a life-draining place to interact

Carl @ 10:54 pm
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